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Please note that I am NOT INTERESTED in having people spamming me to tell me that they can help me to make my website mobile ready, because it already is. Nor am I interested in people spamming me to tell me they can increase my sales if I pay for traffic, because I don't want to spend money on traffic that has no relevance to this site. I already have an SEO solution in place, although it's mostly irrelevant since I'm not particularly bothered where this site ranks in Google.
If you intend to contact me on any of these topics, don't bother. This contact form is for genuine contact only, not for "business proposals" from "market leaders" who use Gmail as their method of communication and don't provide a URL to their site. Seriously, if you're going to try to sell yourself as a website designer, at least have a website.